The Computer and Internet are my Friends

The computer and internet are my friends. In fact they're my only friends in this town. That's not completely true, I know people, but I can't communicate with them. I'm not the most extroverted person in the world, so it takes time to make friends in a new town. Also, it's rare to find someone who speaks fluent English. Occasionally, I will find someone who speaks English, but sometimes it's so painfully slow that I regret starting a conversation at all. Obviously, the solution is for me to learn their language. Ahhhhhhh, if only it was that easy, and I was linguistically gifted, life would be good.